Some of you may have heard about Jersey boy. He was a set up by one of my oldest and
dearest friends and I trusted her totally.
He happened to deliver on all our dates.
A total gentleman, he was unassuming and thoughtful. He sent me fabulously lengthy texts and they were
always so well composed and witty. I
started to think that my luck had changed and that just maybe, he could out-do
Mr Potentially 'The One' and actually be ‘The One’.
In person, Jersey boy did strike me as a fairly quiet
one. Me, a confident, overly expressive and
bubbly individual; I was very aware of our personality differences. However, I thought this was a good thing,
taking me away from suave, cocky types with the gift of the gab. I started to like his solemn, retrospective
nature. I thought this could be someone
who can bring a calming influence to my erratic ways. Opposites attract, as they say.
Up to date 3, we shared kisses on tube platforms, and he
always waited for me to get on the train before he walked away. He opened doors, let me walk on ahead, paid
for dinner and drinks. Chivalry was not dead when he was around.
Last night (essentially, date 4), he came to see me performing
for an amateur dramatics company. After
the show, he presented me with a really good bottle of champagne to celebrate
the run being over. I was somewhat over-awed by this gesture. He was charming, talkative to other cast
members and he looked HOT. Even the gay
cast members thought so. I was beaming. Here was this gorgeous, tall,
broad-shouldered man standing next to me, making me feel like the cat who got the cream. We shared the champagne and moved onto
beer. I was feeling giddy and we cuddled
up to one another; looking like a genuine couple.
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| Was it the champagne? |
Back at my flat, we kissed some more. He somehow managed to unbuckle my bra with
one hand and one flick. I have to say, I
have never seen anyone do it as fast as he did.
Was that an indication of having done that many times before or just a
lucky fluke? Who knows?
The plan
was for him to stay on my sofa bed. But me being ever so accommodating, I
offered him my bed and said I would sleep on the sofa bed as he has very long
legs. But then, in my rather overly flirty way, I expressed that I also wanted to sleep in
my own bed so it wasn’t long before I joined him under the duvet. More delectable
kissing, fondling under my pyjama top and wandering hands…oh dear, you know
where this is heading! BUT, we didn’t have sex! We had SOME self-control.
From what I remember, we fell asleep holding hands. But as night turned to day, I was conscious that he didn’t cuddle up
or spoon me. In fact, he slept facing
away from me most of the time.
I shall cut to the chase.
The morning after went like this:
he got up and showered whilst I made breakfast. My fire alarm was set off whilst cooking the
bacon so he grabbed a copy of Time Out and fanned the smoke away from the
alarm. After he sat down, he started
flicking through Time Out. I thought,
charming! Am I that boring that he
needed to see what was happening in London that week? Where was the witty banter we had over text
messaging? I was at a loss but I blamed
it on that ‘morning after feeling’ you
get with added hangovers . No real conversation should ever take place in this state.
It was time for him to leave as he needed to get a specific train. On my doorstep, he
placed his hands around my waist and told me he had a really great night last
night and that it was a lot of fun.
Then, he dropped a bombshell. ‘….But I don’t think I am feeling it with
you’. Errrr, what? After last night’s
events, that was the last thing I was expecting. He said, ‘believe me, I am just as upset as
you are.’ I couldn’t quite believe what
I was hearing. With his hands still
firmly on my waist, I thought I was having an out of body experience. He’s saying one thing, but his actions were doing
another. I felt limp so I moved
out of his grasp. I didn’t know what to
say apart from ‘Ok, well, you’d better leave or you’ll miss your train.
I am not entirely sure what had happened on my
doorstep. Had I got it so wrong? Was I
just swept up in the fantasy of him being my romantic knight in shining armour
but without a personality to match? I
hope he goes back to Jersey and stays there. However, I really don't think the English Channel is big enough to keep him away from me.
Goodbye and good riddance.
